﻿“Straight shooters are few and far between among sales executives.”— 
Ain’t that the truth Mr. Hatch! 
Salesmanship is 51 per cent imposition and the rest is impudence, so there. 
We used to boil our water good—but now we boil our kindling wood; so many early risers pass, because of pungeant “fuel” gas. 
We really ought to boil our booze, our Ingersols, our specs and shoes; so many pass in woe and care, I would that I could boil the air... 
I wouldn’t doubt any man’s word for less than five dollars cash and I do not wish to be doubted in turn at cutrates. 

Why is wheat graded to farmer? 
Why is flour Not graded to buyer? 
Mill-run, blend and sometimes low grade flour sell for high grade. 
The law should require millers to lie about their product same as distillers. 

Fourth Estate grades: 
“Taxi Strike Declared.” 
(A few days later) “TAXI CAB STRIKE SETTLED.” That editor has sore feet peace has no bearing.